Designed end to end, from
the guest list to the last hour.

Two formats, one way in. The evening is designed, not hosted at who is in the room

is decided before the door opens, and nobody is handed a name badge.

Both are applied for, not bought.

Rooms

A room, chosen one by one

Seventy to eighty people, balanced evenly, in one of the more beautiful venues in the city.

Welcome drinks included. You will not be handed a name badge.

SIZE

Seventy to eighty people

BALANCE

Fifty-fifty, decided by hand

INCLUDED

Welcome drinks

NEXT

The Table

A table, not a room

Eight to ten seats at a Michelin Guide kitchen.

One long dinner, wine pairing included. Every seat is chosen.

SEATS

Eight to ten

KITCHEN

Michelin Guide

INCLUDED

Dinner with wine pairing

NEXT

Announced dates

Dates are announced here first.

Applications close when a room is full.

september

Table 1

Eight to ten seats, one long dinner

Table 2

Eight to ten seats, one long dinner

Room 6

Seventy to eighty people, balanced evenly

october

Room 7

Seventy to eighty people, balanced evenly

Room 8

Seventy to eighty people, balanced evenly

november

Room 9

Seventy to eighty people, balanced evenly

Room 10

Seventy to eighty people, balanced evenly

december

Table 3

Eight to ten seats, one long dinner

Before you apply

Getting in, what happens on the night, and what it costs.

How do I get in?

What actually happens at a Room?

Who is usually there?

What should I wear?

What does it cost?

Can I move my ticket?

How many seats are there?

How do I get in?

Complete our short application form. We review it personally and get in touch with the next steps. Our goal is to create the right experience, not simply fill a room.

Before you apply

Getting in, what happens on the night, and what it costs.

How do I get in?

What actually happens at a Room?

Who is usually there?

What should I wear?

What does it cost?

Can I move my ticket?

How many seats are there?

Primitive Thing

location

Madrid, España · Est. 2025

© 2026 · primitive thing

Primitive Thing

location

Madrid, España · Est. 2025

© 2026 · primitive thing

Primitive Thing

location

Madrid, España · Est. 2025

© 2026 · primitive thing

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